September 18, 2011

Better Than I Could Ever Say

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate, Boaz.

While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.... 


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2 comments:

  1. kSeptember 19, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    Wahaha! Super funny! Also, one of the most compelling reasons to delay marriage for as long as possible: it's fattening!

    I think I'm going to stalk your blog. Stalk mine back?

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  2. Growing up 30September 20, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    I already am, are you talking from experience? hehehe...

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