Shakin what my momma gave me!

It's another slooooow day for me today. So slow that I had to drag myself out of bed just to eat lunch or else I'll just wither, waste away and die. Finally, I got myself out of bed, planted my as* on the sofa and turned on the t.v. While surfing and searching for a show that is worth watching I came across a channel showing TMZ. The show where a bunch of yuppies huddle in a room and discuss pictures and videos of famous people by pesky paparazzi's.



The idea of being hounded by paparazzi and being surrounded by adoring fans isn't really that bad. As I remember growing up, I've always had this crazy delusion that everyone has a crush on me and that I'm always being watched and followed, yes I admit I love attention. I have convinced myself that I've outgrown that kind of thinking until one day.

I was in the mall, walking and checking out the shops until I realized that the displays weren't the only ones being checked out by onlookers. OH MY GOD! Have I been sucked to an alternate universe where my delusion has finally come to reality-- I thought to myself. I looked around and saw that I too was subjected to the gaze and scrutiny of the mall rats. I stared back as they stared at me and looked at me from head to toe. It seemed that everyone who comes my way is fixated at my entire being; I wondered if this is how it feels to be famous. Each step I took I met another pair of eyes caught in my awesomeness. Am I really that attention getting that everyone I see is looking back at me? I lifted my chin, pulled my shoulders back and strutted like model on the runway. Suddenly, from beyond, I saw a figure coming straight at my direction--I froze momentarily. This is it, I thought to myself, this person is so enamored by the sight of me that the person is propelled to take further steps. We met eye to eye and face to face, I was shocked. The person's mouth opened and I held my breath as to what the uttered words would be. YOUR FLY IS OPEN, were the words that came out. I stood there, dumbfounded for one quick second and the only words I could muster were OH, THANKS.

*blush*